Shelly and cactus looked at eachother. The cactus actually had a good plan. He started writing.
-we steal the pot and dig the ground to escape-
They waited. They had one meal per day and shelly missed it. “Wait WHAT!?” Shelly yelled, after seeing cactus’ last writing.
-oh and we have one meal per day so we need to wait a day long.
İt was going to be boring.
08.12 pm, sherrif’s office
“Finally! When is the meal, bud?” Shelly asked.
-at 09.30 pm. İ think-
“What a weird time.” Shelly said. She get to her bed, then felt asleep for no reason. Then she woke up with a door sound. “Here ya go.” Said the lunch guy said. He came with a pot of water (if ur dumb enough to not get this cactuses deposit rainwater by sucking it.) and a plate of rice and some meatballs. After cactus guy dumped the water to him and Shelly eat her meal, cactus guy sharpened the pot with a spike. Shelly break the ground and they started digging. Finally they found themselves in a weird place.
“Oh f(drill)” shelly said. İt was Barley’s Saloon And restaurant. They had to go out and sneak out. But barley spotted them. He opened the Phone and said:
-HELLO SHERRİF. İ HAVE SOME TRESSPASSERS HERE. BYE.
He launched vodkas and whiskies(idk how İ write it lol), even special alcoholic things that he made it special for shelly, like %900 more sugary whiskie that sticks Everywhere to slow down tresspassers.
Meanwhile at Sherrif’s office:
”İs there something wrong about my office?! Everyone escapes! Welp. İll go plan B now.” Colt said while spinning his Colt S11’s.
Barley got everyone out and locked the doors. “Well, İ think this is where we make our stand then.” Said shelly. Spike wrote something at his notebook.
-cya on the other Side, buddy- While throwing an explosive cactus at barley that he completely misses and explodes half of the stage, while Colt broke in from a window.
”Put ya hands up! You are under arrest. Again İ guess..”
Spike threw another cacy bomy at him but misses again, but s’plodes 2 tables.
-Welp. There is nothing to do but fight- Spike wrote.
-Wait İ dont have a gun!
End of ch3
A Chinese season 3 comic! Let's take a look:
Emz's live room:
*Spike: Are there hats for bald kids?
*Piper: That bag looks nice.
Emz: This Poco head is so cute! Don't you think?
*Poco: Emz is good with anything on her!
*Piper: Buy them all!
*Jessie: That sprey bottle looks just like my turret!
Emz: Huh? I'm out of gems...
Colette: Then let's use another way to pay :)
*Poco: What is that sound?!
*Piper: Where is she?
*Colt launched a rocket
*Crow: What is happening?
*Piper: *Visible confution*
*Poco: OAO?!?! (I think what he really wanted to say was WHAT THE FU-）
*Spike: What is she doing?!
Colette: He he he... You are going into my scrapbook...
*Colt: MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!
*Poco: ??OAO?? (Just say it man)
*Crow: Why does she have one of my feathers? TAT
After shelly got locked up, she got rest a little bit. The bed was comfy however. She fell asleep in the next few minutes. After he woke up, she realized the bed under hers was covered in randomly bir and small spikes. Then she remembered what Colt said:
-Luckily u have a cellmate! Shelly then tried to find him or her. Nobody was here.
-Huh? Didnt İ had a cellmate?
Then she saw a weird humanoid cactus.
-Uhhhhhhh... Hello? Can you talk?
He did not talk. But he wrote something in his notebook that he always carrys around. Then showed to Shelly. İt said HELLO. She realized he could not talk.
-*sigh* İ guess we are stuck then. Phak my life...
He wrote something again.
-Maybe we can try 2 escaep-
-Sooo... any ideas weird guy?
-*writing*- Does a spoon can help?-
-İ dont think a spoon can help.
-*writing intensifies* A pot maybe?-
-But where do we find a pot?
-*writing something long*-we can steal the soup pot maybe.-
İ will end it here cuz idk and İ hope ppl see this or im done doing this phaking fanfic shananigan!
Does anybody think its weird that suddenly there seems to be so many spikes? especially masked spikes?
Haha yes another episode of the series no one cares about
Colt: Stunning Headshot (pun intended)
Colt deals 30% more damage, but he gets stunned every time after he shoots for 2 seconds
Spike: Spiky Situation
If spike gets below 20% health, he explodes, firing 5 waves of needles (range: 7 tiles, damage: 200/needle, amount of needles: same as gadget per wave, but it has 5 waves)
Shelly: Let's Go Get 'Em!
If shelly hasnt her super charged, she deals 300 extra damage!
Bull: Dont Mess With The Bull!
Bull gets 1500 extra health and 500 extra damage!
Surge: To Protect and Surge! (CPM:3)
Surge takes all damage for his teammates for 5 seconds
Gale: Second Wind (F) (CPM:3)
Gale's next super gets extra range! (3 tiles increase)
Brock: Turning Up The Boombox! (CPM:3)
Brock's next super deals 150 extra damage/rocket
Bo: Eagle Eyed (CPM:3)
Bo's next shot is a single shot, that deals bigger area damage!
I would like if Colette had a buff to her minimum damage, and i think she is already going to get a buff so that's really cool :)
I also want to have some changes to pirate gene so that his attacks and his super are green for your team and red but a bit purple-ish for the enemy team, but if they don't do that that's completely fine by me
They should also improve Viking Bull by having him shoot little wood chips and have some saw dust coming out of him, or they could give him a super animation change like pirate gene, but for viking bull he's going to hold a viking shield while charging at enemies. I would like this change just so that viking bull has more quality and is more worth it to get since he is after all 80 gems.
Summer Sprout should have like a sunflower seed for his main attack (idk why but that just sounds fitting you can reply below what it should be) and then his super would have like some dirt and some grass on top that would have different types of flowers like roses, sunflowers, daisies or something like that
Penny's two skins should have some changes to the turrets projectile like a round carrot or something
Bea's gadget should be changed for both skins
Rico, spike and Darryl should have different projectiles for each skin
These are just my thoughts please reply below!
I will be sharing my picks for the best star power for every brawler! Of course, this is just my opinion, so if you disagree or want to add on, feel free to reply with your opinion.
Shelly: Shell Shock for 3v3, Band Aid for Showdown
Nita: Hyper Bear
Colt: Slick Boots
Bull: Tough Guy
Dynamike: Demolition (unless you're REALLY good with Dyna-Jump)
Bo: Circling Eagle for very bushy maps, Snare-a-Bear anywhere else
Tick: Automa-Tick Reload
8-Bit: Plugged In
Emz: Both are good, but I like Bad Karma
El Primo: Meteor Rush
Barley: Both are good but I like extra noxious
Rosa: Plant Life
Poco: De Capo
Rico: Robo Retreat (unless you're very good with Super Bouncy)
Darryl: Rolling Reload
Penny: Balls of Fire
Jacky: Hardy Hard Hat
Carl: Power Throw
Pam: Mama's Hug
Bibi: Both are good but I like Batting Stance
Bea: Honey Coat in Showdown, Insta-Beeload for 3v3
Nani: Both are good but I like Autofocus
Gene: Magic Puffs
Mortis: Coiled Snake
Tara: Both are good, but I like Healing Shade
Mr. P: Handle With Care on very open maps, Revolving Door on less open maps
Sandy: Both are good but I like Healing Winds
Crow: Carrion Crow
Surge: Serve Ice Cold
Gale: Freezing Snow
Colette: Well she only has one star power so...
Hope this helped you!
So I’ve decided to make my favorite brawler get to rank 25 he’s currently at rank 23 because today i ranked him up
40 Votes in Poll
In the end of the video, the japanese guy (aka mr p) says backwards: "in the future, children control us, with glowing rectangles". Starr Park is from 1940 (from what i know), which then phones didnt exist.
So my theory is (kinda inspired by kairos's theory vid): starr park was a place that mr p used to kidnap people, mutate them into "super heroes" and mind control them (with the crowns) in the future, so that the kids (that weren't kidnapped) have fun playing with them on their phones. Although, the webmaster discovered about their crimes and decided to make the starr park website to prove his evidence. And kairos's blueprint of brawltopia might have been rejected to prove the "Brawltopia" theory is not canon.
You may ask, "why mr p tho?", basically, because:
1: he was released in the lunar new year update (a asian holiday) and the guy speaks japanese
2:mr p has a zipper in his back (eVeRyBoDy KnOwS tHiS)
3: at the end of the video, mr p was dead, his death might have been caused by the meltdown on the siege bots operation place
4: he speaks as "hajxagzkdgaohsgsoqu" in gamez so that no one recognises his voice and jail him
5: mr p might have been the 2nd mascot of starr park, along with spike
why did you read all of this bull[*drill*] tho?
So Brawl Stars recently made a post on all of their social medias with an 11 second video. Here’s the link to the Twitter post: https://twitter.com/BrawlStars/status/1301852281336401921?s=20
After examining it, here’s what I thought
This is probably a diary or a scrapbook. There’s nothing really interesting here, apart from a smiley face instead of a skull as the Brawl Stars logo.
This is where it started to get a bit interesting; we can see a picture of Colt and maybe someone else covered in blue paint, Piper’s signature, her locket, her bullets in her gunbrella and a lollipop-looking shape. There is also a painting of Spike instead of a signature because it probably can’t write.
On the next page, we can see Crow’s signature, his feather as a kind of souvenir and a small drawing of him 🦅. We then see Leon’s signature, a small chameleon drawing and a lollipop wrapper and stick🦎🍭.
Tara has written her signature, left one of her cards and there’s a star underneath her name because Tara translates to ⭐️ in a different language (I’m not sure which language, tell me in the comments).
Edit: the language is Hindi
Bibi’s bubblegum is also in this book, followed by the most important thing in it:
You brawl well!
Nice talking to you!
In conclusion, I think that the theme park theory/Starr Park is true, and a massive fan visits the park all the time, nevertheless ❤️ and 💀 probably mean “I love Brawl Stars” or “Die Hard”. The Brawl Talk date is on Monday, 7th September, which would actually make sense because the last mini update in November happened on the 21 Nov 2019 on a Monday.
Season 3’s name could be related to Starr Park or the theme park theory.
This is definitely a sneak peek to this upcoming update/future updates, Dani even confirmed it in one of Chief Pat’s videos where he said the team will give us hints of the update
And the final hint is this:
Brawl Stars could be changing it’s logo forever/only for this update!
But hey, this is all just a theory...
A BRAWL THEORY!
Thanks for reading :)